seriously am i the oNLY ONE WHO THINKS A BAND BREAKING UP AND THEN RELEASING A FINAL SONG CALLED FAKE YOUR DEATH IS JUST A TINY BIT SUSPICIOUS
When Oscar Wilde was asked to list his 100 favourite books he said he couldn’t because “I have only written five”.
Don’t forget his famous last words:
“Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.”
You, I like.
Also “Be yourself, everyone else is taken.”
And “Sometimes I’m so clever I have no idea what i’m saying.”
"Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes"
imagine someone offering to make a romantic dinner for you and when you get to their place it’s immaculately clean and there are candles and flowers on the table and everything is beautifully ambient
and then they emerge from the kitchen holding two lunchables
you know you’ve been on tumblr too long when you thought this would end in a satanic ritual or cannibalism